windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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