Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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