wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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