i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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