There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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