Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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