Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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