Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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