When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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