Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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