I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
being pregnant is like rehab
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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