I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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