nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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