I will die if light touches me.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
