"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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