I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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