we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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