we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
