I didn't shave. On purpose
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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