pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize