Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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