I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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