yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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