super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Your dad touched me again.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
she peed on how many people?
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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