How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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