if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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