I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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