Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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