To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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