STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been