wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.