I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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