it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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