The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He passed out mid-signature
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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