I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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