Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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