Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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