No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
