Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
her vagine was all disorganized.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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