She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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