i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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