Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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