May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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