i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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