My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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