she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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