is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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