sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Randomize
