is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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