Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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