well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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