Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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