If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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