That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
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i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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