I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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