is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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