Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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