I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
When are your genitals available?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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