I'm lost and stupid without you.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize