so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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